Disorders

Your basic attack becomes a lobbed shot with splash damage but deals 2 damage to you.

You have 5 seconds to make decisions, or else this cat acts on its own.

Fire damage you take inflicts +3 Burn.
Your basic attack has a 25% chance to inflict Fear.

When you take damage, you have a 10% chance to gain Bleed 1.
Gain 2 Charge for each damage you take from Bleed.

+10% Dodge chance. When you take damage, run away from the source.

Gain +6 STR while you have 5 or fewer HP.

Gain +6 SPD while you have 5 or fewer HP.

Spells you were born with cost -2 mana. Other spells cost +1 mana.

On the first round, take your turn last. At the start of that turn, do a Mega Fart attack that inflicts Poison 2.

Start each battle with either
+5 INT, +5 CHA, and +5 SPD
or
All Stats Down 2.

Start each battle in Mockingbird Form.
You have a 20% chance to recover at the end of each battle.
Contagious.

You have a 10% to be AI controlled each turn.
When an ally cat is downed, restore all your mana.

You can unequip cursed items.

When you kill a unit, take an extra turn with Madness.

+1 Brace.
You spawn a puddle of creep whenever you get hit. You can't equip face armor.

+50% dodge chance. Doomed 3.

You can't use item actions. +2 Brace.

Gain twice as many stats when you level up. +1 Reroll when leveling up.

Take your turn earlier.
Immune to Fear and Madness.
Attacks against you never miss.

You can't equip trinkets or consumables. +2 Thorns.

At the end of each battle, lose 3 random stats permanently and gain a random mutation.

Bruise 1. You cannot be Burned.

Start each battle with All Stats Down. 30% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

Start each battle with All Stats Down, Poison 1, and Weakness 1.
Your basic attack inflicts Poison 1 and Weakness 1.
15% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

At the end of your turn, you have a 20% chance to poop all over the place!

At end of your turn, deal 1 damage to all units and heal for the damage dealt. Whenever you down an ally gain All Stats Up.

You can't equip weapons.

Bleed 1.
You can't equip trinkets or consumables.
Bonus ability: Bloodzerk.

10% chance to cancel actions.
Deja Vu will go away when this cat returns to the house.

Adjacent units get All Stats Down 2.

When you end your turn, if you haven't eaten food, gain All Stats Down and Confusion 1. Each time you eat food, cleanse all your debuffs and gain +1 INT.

At the end of each battle gain +10% crit chance, +25% crit damage, and +5% miss chance. Permanently.
You can't equip face armor.

+10% dodge chance.

50% chance to make a burning poop directly behind you when you end your turn.

When you end your movement, knockback all adjacent units 1 tile.

Swap 3's and 5's in the mana costs and damage values of your spells while in a battle. 6's and 9's are also swapped.

Double the effects of your consumables but you are confused on how to eat them.

Start each battle with Bleed 3. Your basic attack inflicts Bleed 2.
5% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

At the end of each battle, gain -1 SPD and +2 starting Shield permanently. After 8 battles, gain Trample.

Take 1 damage when you deal damage.
Your heals heal for 1 extra.

You are a kitten... forever!
+1 Comfort, +1 Stimulation, +1 Appeal

Whenever you lose HP, you permanently lose 1 CON.

Your basic attack inflicts Poison 3 and Weakness 1.
Inflict Poison 3 and Weakness 1 on units that contact you.
Gain -1 CON and -1 SPD at the end of each battle permanently.

When you end your turn, automatically use your weapon on a random unit in range, for free.

Your basic attacks inflict Burn 1. Start with Burn 1.

+2 Brace. Slide like a rock whenever you get hit.

+33% miss chance.
100% critical hit chance.

You are permanently immobile.

At the end of your turn, fart and Poison all adjacent units.

Trample.

You can't equip head armor. Your Collarless spells cost -2 mana.

Start each battle asleep and with full health.

Start each battle with 3 bonus turns, then never take a turn.

When you take damage, poop.

All damage you take is reduced to 1.
When you take damage, suffer a random injury.

You're quite suspicious…

When you take damage, pee yourself.

At the start of your turn, you have a 50% chance to spawn a Maggot Familiar and 15% chance to spawn an enemy Flea.

You can't fall asleep.
You can move an extra time each turn. Exhaustion sets in on round 3.

You explode when you are downed.

When you end your turn take 1 damage and pass a kidney stone.

Bruise 2. When you get hit, spawn a food pickup.

33% chance to enter Wolf Form at the start of your turn.

At the end of your turn, fall asleep, heal 10 HP and gain 7 mana.

At the start of your turn, if there's a dead body near you, move towards it and eat it to gain All Stats Up and heal 4 HP.

When you take damage, you get -1 CON, -1 STR, and spawn poisoned food.

+50% dodge chance.
You can't wear armor.

Bonus Ability: Groom
At the end of your turn, if you didn't use Groom, take 2 damage.

You have a 10% to be AI controlled each turn.
When you kill an enemy, gain 3 mana and heal 2 hp.

+2 Bruise, +2 Bleed Thorns, and +2 Thorns.
When you're downed, you get injured an extra time.

You can't kill units. If you end your turn without using your basic attack gain 7 mana.

When a unit ends its movement directly behind you, attack it and gain Fear.

The range of all your movement, dash, and jump abilities are capped at 1 unless they teleport.
Enemies won't prioritize attacking you.

Start each battle with full mana.
You can't regenerate mana.

When you collect a coin or scrap pickup, heal instead of gaining the pickup's normal effect.

Start each battle with All Stats Down 2.
Gain All Stats Up 3 whenever you eat a pill.
You have a 50% chance to find a pill at the end of each battle.

10% chance to skip your turn to scratch yourself. Your basic attack has a 50% chance to inflict Poison 1. 5% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

After your first turn, you have permanent madness.

When you take damage, gain Fear and +2 Damage.

+10% miss chance.
You can't equip face armor. Gain an eyeball trinket.

You have a 10% to be AI controlled each turn.
You can reroll your level up options 3 times.

Your basic attack is a melee attack. You can't equip face armor.
After each battle, gain +2 STR and -1 INT.
If your INT is 0 or less, you have Madness.

Heal 5 HP when you damage poop.
At the start of your turn, if you're near poop, you automatically move toward it and eat it.

At the end of your turn, spawn a hallucination. It has Madness, attacks any unit except you, and fades after its turn.

50% chance to start each battle dead, or alive with max hp and all stats up.

At the start of each battle, you lose all but 1 HP, but gain that much Shield.

Steven has control of you now.
Deja Vu will go away when this cat returns to the house.

You can't equip weapons. Spawn a Food pickup at the start of each battle.

Take your turn last.
Your heals heal for 2 less. +15% dodge chance.

Your max HP and mana are reduced to 1.
Damage you take is reduced to 1.
Your spells cost 1 mana.

If you have a 2nd disorder, all other cats in your party gain it at the start of each battle.

When you fall asleep, a Sleep Paralysis Demon with Madness spawns! You can't wake up until it's killed.
Learn the spell Rest (if you have a free spell slot).

You have Madness on your first turn.

You are immune to buffs and debuffs. When you die, you don't leave a corpse.

When you take damage from an ability, you have a 15% chance to inflict Burn 5 on yourself and adjacent units.

Adjacent units move away from you at the start of their turns.

Whenever you take damage, move toward the source.

At the end of each battle gain a random mutation. When you're downed, your corpse is destroyed.

Start each battle with Slow 5 and Weakness 5.
Your basic attack inflicts Slow 1 and Weakness 1.
20% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

Your basic attack has lifesteal.
If you don't deal damage to a unit on your turn, gain Madness 1.

Your attacks can't miss.
+15% dodge chance and +15% chance to gain Fear at the start of each turn.

You can no longer heal HP.

At the start of your turn, you have a 33% chance to cast one of your spells at a random target for free.

Start each battle with a Rat Familiar. Your basic attack charms Rat enemies.

Whenever you take damage, move 1 tile away from the source.

Your spells cost 0 mana. The 13th spell you cast on an adventure kills you and destroys your body.

You don't eat meat.

When you end your turn, dash forward 2 tiles, attack with Knockback, and take 1 damage.

Your attacks may Charm.

25% chance to block attacks and get knocked back 10 tiles instead.

You can't equip neck armor. Double the effects of your head armor.

Your movement action is a dash attack.